No really. Spam! As in, not the email kind. The real spam, from the blue can. No wait, here’s one…what looks like ham, is coated in gelatinous goo, and looks good enough to eat? No, not your gramma’s feet! …oh, you heard that one, huh. Enough…here it is: the footage that was nearly banned from Youtube and is now required to feature this MPAA warning for the elderly, pregnant, or faint of heart -
“The following video may cause seizures, vomiting, and/or incontinence. View at your own risk.”
It’s like a bad habit. Look, I don’t smoke pot, or drink…but everyone’s got a vice. Mine is the occasional Spam sandwich.